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March 24, 2013

Chinua Achebe ……RIP

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June 19, 2012

Alice’s evidence ….

The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. “Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?” he asked.
“Begin at the beginning,” the King said gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

June 19, 2012

who stole the tarts ….

‘Try another Subtraction sum.  Take a bone from a dog: what remains?

Alice considered. ‘The bone wouldn’t remain, of course, if I took it -and the dog wouldn’t remain; it would come to bite me — and I’m sure I shouldn’t remain!’

‘Then you think nothing would remain?’ said the Red Queen.

‘I think that’s the answer.’

‘Wrong, as usual,’ said the Red Queen: ‘the dog’s temper would remain.’

‘But I don’t see how -‘

‘Why, look here!’ the Red Queen cried. ‘The dog would lose its temper, wouldn’t it?’

‘Perhaps it would,’ Alice replied cautiously.

‘Then if the dog went away, its temper would remain!’ the Queen exclaimed triumphantly.’

June 19, 2012

lobster’s quadrille

`Thank you,’ said Alice, `it’s very interesting. I never knew so much about a whiting before.’

`I can tell you more than that, if you like,’ said the Gryphon. `Do you know why it’s called a whiting?’

`I never thought about it,’ said Alice. `Why?’

`It does the boots and shoes.’ the Gryphon replied very solemnly.

Alice was thoroughly puzzled. `Does the boots and shoes!’ she repeated in a wondering tone.

`Why, what are your shoes done with?’ said the Gryphon. `I mean, what makes them so shiny?’

Alice looked down at them, and considered a little before she gave her answer. `They’re done with blacking, I believe.’

`Boots and shoes under the sea,’ the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, `are done with a whiting. Now you know.’

`And what are they made of?’ Alice asked in a tone of great curiosity.

`Soles and eels, of course,’ the Gryphon replied rather impatiently: `any shrimp could have told you that.’

`If I’d been the whiting,’ said Alice, whose thoughts were still running on the song, `I’d have said to the porpoise, “Keep back, please: we don’t want you with us!”‘

`They were obliged to have him with them,’ the Mock Turtle said: `no wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.’

`Wouldn’t it really?’ said Alice in a tone of great surprise.

`Of course not,’ said the Mock Turtle: `why, if a fish came to me, and told me he was going a journey, I should say “With what porpoise?”‘

`Don’t you mean “purpose”?’ said Alice.

`I mean what I say,’ the Mock Turtle replied in an offended tone.

Wonder, silence, gratitude

one who is going upstream ......

SS 24 - random thoughts

one who is going upstream ......

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